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Today's category: Sports
Psychologically Speaking
      The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

      A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

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The concept of energy plays such a central role in all of physics as well as in the other natural sciences and in technology, that it is regarded as a fundamental entity.

Today's category: Doctors
Problem Child
      The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly."

      On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?"

      "Yes" the mother answered.

      "And how is your son now?" he asked.

      "Who cares?" she replied.

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Al-Qaeda has reportedly claimed responsibility for shooting and killing an American aid worker, Christopher Leggett (39), on June 23 in Nouakchott, the capital city of Mauritania.... read more.

As America prepares to celebrate Independence Day this July 4, Vision Forum Ministries will be hosting a national celebration to honor the 500th birthday of John Calvin, a man who many scholars recognize as America's "Founding Father."... read more.

The Senate Finance Committee is pushing for what it calls a "lifestyle tax" to raise funds to pay for President Obama's $1.2 trillion health care plan.... read more.

The Anglican Mission announced today that the Rev. Canon Ellis E. Brust, President, will be leaving his position this fall to plant a church in south Orange County, California.... read more.

ChinaAid calls on the international community to pray and act on behalf of imprisoned Christian house church leader Shi Weihan. On June 10 the Beijing Court found Shi Weihan, age 38, guilty of... read more.

Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus aureus leads to more deaths than AIDS and resists most antibiotics. How do such “superbugs” fit within a creation framework?

Today's category: Marriage
Explaining Marriage
      The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.

      One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.

      "Now do you understand?" he asked.

      "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"

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